"Mercedes: Can you tighten that up? It’s a little loose.
Sam: Some people just don’t know how to screw things."
Gleequotes: Sam Evans and Mercedes Jones - 05x14 New New York
"Sam: Okay, guys, look. The plaque doesn’t matter. You know why? Because I believe with all my heart that Finn is here. He’s right here with us, right now. And he’s holding all our hands, and he’s telling us, “The show must go all over the place.”"
Gleequotes: Sam Evans - 05x11 City of Angels (via gleekquote)
"Brittany: You still pissed?
Santana: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Rachel Berry to actually work?"
Gleequote: Santana Lopez and Brittany Pierce - 02x22 New York (via gleekquote)
"Let us give you an introduction into the way we work. You buy us dinner, we make out in front of you. It’s like, the best deal ever."
Gleequote: Santana Lopez to Finn Hudson - 01x14 Hell-O (via gleekquote)
"Santana: Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us ever gave Sue the set list.
Brittany: Well I did. But I didnt know what she was gonna do with it.
Santana: Okay, look; believe what you want, but no one;s forcing me to be here. And if you tell anyone this, I;ll deny it - but I like being in Glee Club. It’s the best part of my day, okay? I wasn;t gonna go and mess it up."
Gleequote: Brittany Pierce and Santana Lopez - 02x15 Sexy (via gleekquote)
"My lips are sealed, just like your legs. Ha, kidding! God, that was rude."
Gleequote: Holly Holiday to Emma Pillsbury - 02x15 Sexy (via gleekquote)
"My body is like a rum chocolate soufflé; if I don’t warm it up right, it doesn’t rise."
Gleequote: Kurt Hummel - 01x04 Preggers (via gleekquote)
"My entire life, people always told me that I was stupid and after a while I started to believe them and it wasn’t until I walked into this room and joined this club that I really started believing in myself. As soon as I did that, as soon as I started believing that maybe I was smart after all, I think the whole world did, too and I’m really gonna miss you guys."
Gleequote: Brittany - 04x22 All Or Nothing (via gleekquote)